Slang phrases for masturbation - women
Airing the orchid
Auditioning the finger puppets
Banging the box
Bashing the gash
Beating the Beaver
Clam bake for one
Cleaning my fur coat
Digging for gold
Diving for pearls
Doing the two-finger ballet
Dousing the digits
Feeding the cat
Filling the pink taco
Finding yourself
Finger bang
Finger blasting
Finger dipping
Finger fucking
Fingering
Finishing the job
Flicking the switch
Flitting your clit
Fluffing the kitty
Getting a stinky pinky
Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
Gilding the lily
Going solo
Hand tossing the tuna salad
Indoor fishing
Jennying off
Jiggling your jenny
Jilling off
Letting your fingers do the walking
Menage a moi
Muffin buffin'
Paddling the finger canoe
Paddling the pink canoe
Petting the kitty
Petting the pussy
Playing solitaire
Playing the beaver
Playing the clitar
Reading braille
Rubbin' the nubbin
Shebopping
Snatching
Spelunking in the mystery cave
Stirring the honey pot
Taking a dip
Tapping the tuna
Teasing the kitty
The disappearing finger trick
The three-fingered tango
Tiptoe through the TwoLips
Twiddling your twat
Visiting your safety deposit box
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Slang phrases for masturbation - men
Applying the hand brake
Badgering the witness
Baiting your hook
Banging one out
Bashing the Bishop
Batting practice
Beating Jack
Beating off
Beating the balogna
Beating the fuck out of your best friend
Beating your meat
Bopping the baloney
Buffing my wand
Buffing the banana
Buffing the rifle
Buffing the wood
Buggering your hand
Burning off a few calories
Burping the baby
Burping the worm
Busting a nut
Casting off
Charming the snake
Cheap date
Cheating on your other hand
Cheesing off
Choking the chicken
Choking your chicken
Churning your butter
Collecting a specimen
Crank yanking
Cranking
Dating Mother Palm and her five daughters
Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Dick whacking
Diddle whacking
Diddling
Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
Doin' the solitary rhumba
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
Doing the hand jive
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Doing the sin of Onan
Doodling your noodle
Dropping stomach pancakes
Emptying your sex pistol
Engaging in safe sex
Five against one
Five on one
Flogging the dong
Flogging the hog
Flogging the log
Gettin' jizzy with it
Getting a grip on things
Getting a load off my mind
Getting in touch with yourself
Giving it a good once over
Giving the seamen shore leave
Giving yourself a hand
Giving yourself a low five
Hand Solo
Hand-to-gland combat
Having a tug
Hitchhiking to heaven
Hoisting the flag
Honking on bobo
Humping your fist
Jackin'
Jacking off
Jag off
Jerking off
Jiggling your Johnson
Launching the hand shuttle
Lubing the tube
Meeting Palmala Handerson
Milking the monkey
Onanism
One man show
Organ solo
Packing your palm
Paddling the pickle
Petting the python
Playing pocket pool
Playing with yourself
Pleasing your pisser
Pocket billiards
Polishing the bayonet
Polishing the family jewels
Pounding off
Pudwhacking
Pulling off
Pumping the stump
Rubbing one out
Secret handshake
Self love
Self-induced penile regurgitation
Shaking hands with beef
Slapping your chub
Spanking the monkey
Stroking off
Stroking the wiener
Taking matters into your own hands
Taking part in population control
Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
Target practice with the yogurt gun
Tenderizing the tube steak
That crazy hand jive
The five digit disco
Thrapping
Throbbing the knob
Throwing off a batch
Thumping your pud
Tossing off
Tugging your tubesteak
Tuning your organ
Wacking off
Wacking the willie
Wank
Wank-o-rama
Wanking
Wanking off
Wasting your wad
Waxing the carrot
Waxing your Willy
Whacking it
Whacking off
Whipping the stiff
Wonking your donk
Wrist aerobics
Yanking the crank
Yanking the doodle
Yanking your crank
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